saint barbie
We all get distracted by other Kpop groups but at the end of the day…SHINee is THAT group.
aw thank you !
straight people will listen to somebody to love by queen and be like “i understand this” but my hot take is that they don’t and they never will
taeil = dia
>older than all their friends
>i dont think they know how technology works
johnny = eli
>father figures
>big builds
>intimidating exterior but theyre really just a pair of fools
taeyong = chika
>chaotic. who allowed them to be leader
>chikariko gets shipped to smithereens. ty gets shipped with riko’s nct member to smithereens
yuta = you
>athletic
>jealous
>look up to their fathers
>just here to f*ck shit up
kun = hanayo
>always in a constant state of either :D or 😰 line
>like to cook
>”somebody help me”
>rinpana are best friends. rin’s nct member is kun’s adoptive son
doyoung = hanamaru
>lazy
>ruby fanclub presidents
>hobbies include napping probably
ten = mari
>bad bitches club
>high pitched voice line
>speak with an accent
>mari’s muse equivalent is eli. ten gets shipped with eli’s nct member to smithereens
jaehyun = riko
>moved schools
>shy
>deny having pretty privilege
>would jaehyun read yuri doujins? because riko does
winwin = kanan
>doesnt involve themselves in their groups bullshittery
>coddled by at least one of their members (kanan: mari, winwin: yuil, the rest of nct)
jungwoo = kotori
>baby birds
>high pitched voice line
>charm point is their soft doe eyes
lucas = honoka
>fighting haeyadwae = fighto dayo
>loud but everyone loves them
>honorin/lucas x chenle = power duo
mark = umi
>always trying and failing to keep their members in check (in mark’s case, dream)
>stressed
renjun = maki
>aries
>tsundere trope
>”her personality often clashes with Nico Yazawa”
>maki is muse’s vocal coach. renjun is the only vocalist in nct
jeno = ruby
>always in a constant state of either :D or 😰 line
>neither have ever before been seen angry
>jeno = pro-cat, ruby = anti-dog
haechan = nico
>the shitheads of their group
>both have a notable if not the most amount of stans
>dont deserve to be as sexualised as they are
>gets shipped with their best friend to smithereens
jaemin = nozomi
>a nuisance to everyone around them because of how greasy they are
>you cant tell me that jaemin doesnt exude big tiddy energy
>shit eating grins
chenle = rin
>chenle likes to sit on laps rin is catkin cats sit on people’s laps sometimes maybe
>their faces are what kaomojis would look like irl
jisung = yoshiko
>babied no matter how hard they try to be taken seriously
>edgelords
>dress like a bottle of pepsi max
lovelivezens make some nwoise
banksy is so funny how do you gentrify vandalism



















